Musings

In Today’s Weather…

In a certain Midwestern  territory within these United States, you can anticipate temperatures that will literally freeze your face off. If any dare to brave these sub-zero conditions, be advised you may experience the following:

  • A sense of “Why?” Like seriously, why?
  • Chattering teeth
  • Numb appendages
  • Random bouts of swearing
  • Intrusive thoughts about heat like the fireplace, the heater, the radiator, your oven
  • Intrusive thoughts about cold like your freezer, the air conditioning, the Arctic, your toes, the movie Frozen
  • More deadly cases can lead to having those lyrics in “Let It Go” reply in your head. For example:
    • “The snow blows white in the mountain tonight…”
    • or, “The cold never bothered me anyway” even though it truly does.
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